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Obviously without Bron try to be a little bit more aggressive and try to fill the void ‘coz he brings so much to the table.

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“Like I’ve told you many times, I’m just trying to play the right way. Speaking with Mike Trudell of Spectrum SportsNet in his post-game interview following the Lakers’ 122-111 win over noted foils Phoenix Suns, Austin Reaves revealed what type of mindset he had specifically after earning a promotion to the starting lineup with a string of impressive performances. It appears as if James’ absence has flipped a switch for the undrafted guard out of Oklahoma. With James yet to return ever since he hurt his foot on February 26 against the Dallas Mavericks, Reaves has made it a mission to do whatever it is the Lakers have needed to remain right in the thick of the playoff race. But just how likely is it for that undrafted player to step up for a player of LeBron James’ caliber, which is exactly what Austin Reaves has done for the Los Angeles Lakers over the past 12 games with James on the mend due to a foot injury? After all, it’s rare for talented players to slip through the cracks. Fart Machine - Soundboard City Fart Machine Fart Machine is loaded with hilarious low maturity fart sound effects. Pardon me, but I thought this was America.It’s not too often that an undrafted player manages to carve out a long, productive NBA career. Yet again, we have lost so much cultural richness to the arbitrary whims of the bureaucrats in Washington.

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There is a rich library of “annoying sounds” on Youtube, such as this “ EXTREMELY painful sound” or this “ most annoying sound ever!!!!!” Just imagine the alternate universe where NHTSA made it legal for any driver to broadcast these noises from the external speakers of their electric car, all for the safety of people about to get hit by it. Unfortunately, we will never know the simple joy of enjoying a peaceful summer’s day on your stoop as a car drives by at 16 mph emitting the gentle, docile chorus from Ludacris’s love ballad “Move, Bitch, Get out of the Way,” perhaps, or an uploaded track of nails on chalkboards. What other creative, hilarious noises might our technological superiors have concocted to enrich our lives? If fart noises were just the beginning, imagine the cultural richness we’re missing out on. For any city-dweller constantly harassed by the same uniform and obnoxious honking noises to “warn” pedestrians and cyclists they’re about to be run over, one laments what we’re missing out on, such as constant fart noises emanating from passing vehicles like Tesla permitted for a brief period. As NHTSA eventually acknowledged, this may have been self-defeating from a safety standpoint, because people won’t know what is going on if each vehicle makes a different noise.īut the rush for sensible solutions has resulted in yet another lamentable big government overreach. While this library would in theory be limited by the car’s manufacturer, one thing a car’s manufacturer could do would be to allow you to upload any noise or song you’d like (or enterprising coders could hack such a feature and charge a fee for their services). The rule never really got into what kinds of noises the cars might make, but the idea was users could choose from a library of noises to warn pedestrians, cyclists, and visually impaired people around the vehicle of its presence. Make obscure sounds that only appeal to the people inside of the car? I was under the impression, based on the behaviors of the car owners I am often subjected to, that this was one of the major benefits of car ownership.










Fart sounds